Wow.
What a terrible movie.
I wasn't exactly expecting Schindler's List, but fucking A, I definitely expected more.

Rob Schneider stars as a loser type who gets in a bad accident and is only saved by using animal parts.
HE's funny at times, but given what he has to work with, there's not much he can do.

Colleen Haskell is the love interest.
She has a lot of work to do if she wants to pursue acting, but for a throwaway flick like this, she's fine.
However, she is distractingly adorable, and at occasionally, disturbingly hot.

I went to see this movie for laughs, and yeah, there were some, but really, it's a disappointment.
Schneider's last movie, Deuce Bigalo, Male Gigolo was surprisingly fun, so it's a shame that he took a step backward with this one.