Note: I didn't write this. Nor do I necessarily agree with everything on this. But I guess I agreed with enough of it to post it, instead of just forwarding it on in e-mail(where I got it to begin with)...
BAD AMERICAN

I am Your Worst Nightmare.
I am a BAD American.

I like big trucks, big hooters, and big paychecks. I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid-level governmental functionary with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to crack addicts squirting out babies.

I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, youíd better do it in English.

Iím not in touch with my feelings and I like it that way.

I believe that it doesnít take a village to raise a child, it takes two parents.

I think owning a gun doesnít make you a killer.

I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson preaches. And where does he get his money. And why is he always part of the problem and not the solution.

I believe if she has her lips on your willie, it is sex, and it is sex for both of you.
This even applies when you are President of the United States.

I think that being a student doesnít give you any more enlightenment than working at Blockbuster. In fact, if your parents are footing the bill to put your pansy ass through 4-7 years of college, you havenít begun to be enlightened.

I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God or gods, just leave the rest of us out of it.
This also applies to sexuality.

I believe itís called the Boy Scouts for a reason.

I donít think being a minority makes you noble or victimized.

I donít use the excuse ďitís for the childrenĒ as a shield for unpopular opinions or actions.

I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July.

My heroes are John Wayne, the Simpsons, and whoever canceled Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman.

I donít hate the rich. I donít pity the poor.

I know wrestling is fake and I donít waste my time arguing about it.

I think global warming is a big lie. Where are all those experts now, when I am freezing my ass through a long winter?

Iíve never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didnít wander forty years in the desert after getting chased out of Egypt, I havenít burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you, so shut up already.

I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry ass if youíre running from them. I also think they have the right to pull your ass over if you are breaking the law, regardless of what color you are.

I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I donít want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation of the world for the next four years.

I think if you are in the passing lane, and not passing, your license should be revoked, and you should be forced to ride the bus until you promise to never delay the rest of us again.

I think beef jerky could quite possibly be the perfect food.

I think tattoos and piercing are fine if you want them, but please donít pretend they are a political statement.

I think Dr. Seuss was a genius.

Iím neither angry nor disenfranchised, no matter how desperately the mainstream media would like the world to believe otherwise.

If that makes me a BAD American, then yes, Iím a BAD American. If you too are a BAD American please forward this to everyone you know.

We need our country back!

AMEN!!

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