Ever since I’ve been reviewing movies on my site, which I fully understand is absolutely unnecessary anyway, there has prolly not been many reviews I have felt less like writing than this one. Actually, I know early on in my review writing, I actually skipped some reviews all together since this was not (and really is not) a movie site anyway. But for quite a while, I’ve written a review on everything I’ve seen.
It’s some weird personal obligation.
Whatever.

Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle is hardly the worse film I’ve ever seen, but it may be one of the bigger disappointments, and definitely one of the more surprisingly bad movies I’ve seen. I mean, yeah, I kinda figured THE ANIMAL was gonna suck, but I woulda figured this flick would be OK. Especially since THE FIRST MOVIE was a pleasant surprise.

But that was then, and this is now, and less is MOORE, and McG got way carried away, and some of the dialogue, and who the hell wrote this shit, and why couldn’t it just be Rated R where the ladies give us some sugar, and yeah, there were a few cool things about it, and why was Shia Lebouf there, and at this point, I basically hate Pink, and the whole Bosley thing was silly.

Um, yeah.

I guess I will talk a little about Demi Moore, since she’s all the rage nowadays. She did a nice job with what she was given, which was precious little, but still much more than the rest of the cast.
She looked pretty freaking amazing, albeit almost too fit. Like scarily fit.
But if this is like a big comeback for MS. Moore, I hope her next role’s better.