What a waste!
What an absolute waste. This movie could have been something.
No, not a good something…but something, you know?

Rated PG-13, Dude, Where's My Car? goes nowhere. Sure it has some cheap laughs, but it's basically a low budget stoner sex comedy that's been horribly cleaned up.

This movie had a lot of really hot chicks, a lot of them, that quite frankly, should have been bare ass naked!!!
What was "Hollywood" thinking?!?

Well, whatever...
Dude, Where's My Car stars Ashton Kutcher and Seann William Scott as two slacker potheads that haven't got a clue about much of anything.
Kutcher basically plays the same character he plays in the sitcom, That '70's Show, while Scott actually plays against type by playing a really nice guy, unlike his hilarious asshole roles in both American Pie and Road Trip.

Their girlfriends are played by Jennifer Garner and Marla Sokoloff.
They were adorable.
But they were fully dressed...

Also in the movie are a bunch of other not too known people, including really hot chicks that should have been naked!
Hell, the luscious Kristy Swanson has a role as a girl named Christie Boner!

WHY WAS THIS MOVIE RATED PG-13???

OK, whatever, I'll just have to get over it...
Someday, the classic sleazy b-movie will finally find it's way to the limelight!
And I'm a be there when it happens!