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ICON:
THE UBER-BEAST AKITA

I Am ICON

Hear me roar

Well, actually
Watch me pant
And drool

And take really big, human size dumps

Watch me shed
And shed some more
At least three times a year

My hair is everywhere!

Fear Me!

If it moves and itís smaller than me, Iím a kill it
And when I sit, my schlong sticks out like lipstick...

FEAR ME!!!

For I Am
Icon
The Uber-Beast Akita

And I smell

But you love me anyway...

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Thanks to Ms. Mobley for the scanning, and to Pal Joey for the fixing!