Male genitalia isn't my thing.
But damn it makes for good comedy!

Scary Movie is a hilarious parody of recent horror movies, as well as some not so scary movies. Directed by Keenan Ivory Wayans, and starring an ensemble cast which features his brothers Marlon and Shawn, Scary Movie takes raunchy humor to a whole new level.
Marlon and Shawn also co-wrote the movie, so kudos to them!

This movie is mostly a spoof of Scream and I Know What You Did Last Summer. But it bashes them badly. It has a very funny cast, including Shannon Elizabeth, the internet hottie, foreign exchange student in American Pie. She's actually very funny. The lead role (the Neve Campbell role in Scream) is played by Anna Farris, who I've never seen before, but who is very good as well.
Personally, I think Cheri Oteri from Saturday Night Live steals every scene she's in. She plays Gail Halestorm, a take off of the Courtney Cox role in Scream. Also a stand out is Davey Sheridan, playing Doofy, which skewers David Arquette's role as the kind of dim witted Dewey, the Deputy Sheriff.
Carmen Electra is actually very good in a take off of the famous Drew Barrymore opening scene from Scream. I don't like her much, but she makes fun of herself very nicely here!

Did I mention this movie is raunchy?
They take Rated R to a whole new level, but if you aint squeamish, you will laugh.
I laughed a lot.
And the scariest part of this movie is that the ending, a great, great ending by the way, is much better than that of the films it parodies!
So stop reading this shit and go see the movie…NOW!