I Am ICON

Hear me roar

Well, actually
Watch me pant
And drool

And take really big, human size dumps

Watch me shed
And shed some more
At least three times a year

My hair is everywhere!

Fear Me!

If it moves and it’s smaller than me, I’m a kill it
And when I sit, my schlong sticks out like lipstick...

FEAR ME!!!

For I Am
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The Uber-Beast Akita

And I smell

But you love me anyway...