I'm sorry that Jack Lemmon lost his fight with cancer.
Why do "celebrity" deaths always come in threes?
(Anthony Quinn, Carroll O'Connor, now Lemmon)
I hope Paula Poundstone didn't molest any kids.
She used to be pretty fucking funny...
Why couldn't I have been born tall and I dunno, athletic like?
Why do I have to be such a fucking pussy?
Yeah, I was listening to an old Whitesnake's Greatest Hits thing...
What about it?
This weekend I saw a beach umbrella float up in the air upside down, then "fly" at least fifteen feet out over the water before falling down.
Mother Nature sure can get bitchy when she wants to…
It's been a pretty good weekend, but I still can't shake the nagging feeling of dread over going to work tomorrow.
I'll prolly be there before seven AM.
Joy.
I saw an OK MOVIE today…
OK, I guess that's it.
Well, it's Father's Day so we took the old guy to a restaurant of his choice and pigged out. He always chooses some spic place, and today was no different…the classy sounding "Casa Paco".
No, really.
I'm not nearly as close with my father as I should be, and I know I should remedy that soon, or deal with the consequences later.
I dunno, it's gonna be hard either way.
Speaking of pigging out, my God, I'm on pace to be a sumo wrestler by the end of the month!
In the last four days I have eaten more than most third world countries do in a month.
We're talking back to back visits to a Chinese Buffet, a big Longhorn steak dinner, a messy Pizza Hut lunch buffet, a kinda yucky visit to Ugly Tuna with my Non-girlfriend (NO LABELS please!), but I didn't eat much there because I was still kinda full from the pizza, and I just didn't really like it anyway, a HUGE breakfast, and then the huge lunch at the aforementioned Casa Paco, where the steaks, although kinda thin, take up the entire plate…
Wow, that was a long sentence.
Anyway, I saw two movies this weekend, ATLANTIS: THE LOST EMPIRE and LARA CROFT: TOMB RAIDER
OK, bye
PLEASE let this be a good weekend...
It's been an ugly week, and next week just promises more turmoil, so I really need a good weekend.
Please?
I felt like spouting off some SHIT.
So I saw a new movie, the review of which can be found HERE.
I went to the beach again and once again prominently displayed the fact that I have no idea how to use suntan lotion at all.
My face is really red and ugly, and well sheesh, it really was ugly enough to begin with!
I'm listening to the new Megadeth CD as I write this, and I'm kind of in shock because the song that just ended featured, um, a trumpet.
Could this be a sign of the impending Apocalypse?
One never knows.
I feel like I have a lot to talk about, but at the same time, I have nothing to say.
I guess I should just leave it at that.
OK, bye.
Hmmm.
Not much to say.
In fact, I won't say anything yet…
New movie review in the Movie Section.
Probably the shortest one I ever did.
Wanna read it?